IN THE NEWS TODAY June 15, 2016 09:30

Way too much horror that I'm not about to wade in with an opinion with.

There's loads of good news if you Google the words, 'dance music news', though. Let's do that and have a look...

Oof. Ok, maybe not. You'd think that dance music news wouldn't ever have to be bad news, would you? Let's go on Resident Advisor. They always have interesting stuff on there...

Fuck me. Err. Let's try Pitchfork. I've always enjoyed their take on the dance music landscape thing.

Deary fucking me. How boring. Where are all the funny interviews with people like Brandon Block, Alex P and Jeremy Healy these days? Interviews like this. To be honest, I hardly keep up to date with dance music news anymore except for when I do these rubbish weekly round-up things and when I need to push a bit of Hotflush music, so I've got a fucking nerve coming on here and taking the piss. I think, what I'm trying to say, in a roundabout kind of way, is that I'm an appalling sack of shit who writes about dance music despite not taking that much of an interest in it since the death of minimal and I've contributed less than zero to the scene for as long as I've been writing about it.

Saying that, I'm dead good at writing, and the dance music world would be a zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...'s a picture of Jeremy Healy: