Hotflush Clothes Advert January 07, 2016 10:44

I woke up naked this morning with the drum pattern of All I Think About Is Death (Radio Slave Remix) by Scuba eddying around my mind. My clothes were all hanging up in my massive wardrobe. I’d hung them up the night before so that I didn’t go to bed fully clothed. I don’t know anyone who goes to bed in their clothes, but that’s beside the point.

Purposefully, I put on a pair of black pants, a pair of black socks, a pair of black tracksuit trousers, my favourite Hotflush Triangulation T-Shirt (black on black) and a pair of smart black shoes. I was off out to deliver complimentary hard copies of my WRDM Dance Hunks 2016 Calendar to the offices of Ran$om Note, Dance Tunnel and Resident Advisor in style. It’s a bit cold at the moment though, so I threw on my favourite black “Hotsweat” Hotflush sweater and my black “Hothead” Hotflush beanie to keep warm. With the calendars safe and secure in my old black “Hotsack” Hotflush circle print gym bag, I was set to do some Pharrell-style mid-90s hustling…

Has it been worth it? Well, I’ve only got one WRDM Dance Hunks 2016 Calendar left in stock.

Tomorrow, I’m EXCLUSIVELY revealing what Trevino is planning to wear for his guest slot on Saturday night’s 12 Weeks of Techno gig down XOYO in my EXCLUSIVE interview with him.