12 Weeks of Techno: Eyes and Ears on the Ground / Week 5 February 10, 2016 08:09
I'm praying that my future self invents a time machine and comes back to me before I finish writing this article tonight. After the initial surprise and, "whaaaaa?!?!?!" shrieks, I'll then be very happy if my future self in the present day whisks me off into the time machine we made to take us back in time to the previous weekend, so that we could both go to XOYO for Scuba's 5th Week of Techno, because if it's anything as CRAZY as @ttomdaly off of Twitter makes it out to be in the following interview we shared, I'm going to be kicking my ankles out until the end of time for not going in the time-phase it actually happened in.
How my future self and the present day me would metaphysically be able to be at the club at the same time is not something I've properly scoped out, and I don't know if we'd bump into the olden day me who would have been arriving at the club at the same time as today me and future me because blah blah fucking blah. Read this...
Q. Did you pull?
Q. Stone cold sober or absolutely fucking terminated?
What a lovely young man!
However, I'm sorry to say that my praying has done fuck all, and I'm still sat here on Pancake Night with only the prospect of some more pancakes, a bit of EastEnders and maybe one more cup of tea before bed. No time-travelling raves for me. Still, at least this proves that THERE IS NO GOD, and I still have this coming Saturday night to look forward to. I'll be signing copies of this blog on the dance floor of XOYO for Scuba's 6th Week of Techno with Alan Fitzgerald and Paul Woolford (information here) from opening time until chucking out time.