12 Weeks of Techno: Eyes and Ears on the Ground / Week 11 March 23, 2016 07:17

Hello. Today's interview is the final EVER interview with a punter who went to the previous weekend's 12 Weeks of Techno night. I haven't asked him yet, but I'm just going to send Scuba some questions after this coming weekend's FINAL ever 12 Weeks of Techno night to see how he found either that night or the residency in general. I've not scoped my idea out properly yet. Anyway, where was I? Let's stick my hand inside Twitter and pull out a handle...

...it's soft and squidgy. Lots of hair on one end. Firm and supple around the upside downs, and I think I can feel a pair of Adidas trainers on the other end. Let's have a look at it. Yes! It's @Jourgie17 from East London!!!

Here's the transcript of what @Jourgie17 and I chatted about before I chucked her back into Twitter:

Q. What's your name and where do you come from?
A. My name is Jourgia (Georgia with a J) and I'm from East London.

Q. What clothes and perfume did you wear for XOYO?
A. Black on black on black on black...paired with some Adidas black and white trainers with a spritz of Viktor Rolf Flowerbomb.

Q. Did you pull?
A. If a bum grope from a sweaty weirdo and, "Yooo babes remember me? I met you last year in Ibiza", as a chat up line counts, then YES, I fucking pulled!! #VOM

Q. Tune of the night?
A. After racking up a £217 bar bill on shot after shot of café patron and double jamesons and diet cokes, I couldn't tell you a single track that was played, but the state of my face on my snapchat story there were clearly some filthy bangers being dropped!!

Q. Stone cold sober or absolutely fucking terminated?
A. Terminated, and so was my bank balance (FML).

Q. Any funny anecdotes from the night?
A. Yeah, my bank balance the next day that was hilarious.

Q. What time did you leave the club?
A. When they ran out of café patron...4am knows all my secrets...

Q. Will you be going along to any of the other Weeks of Techno?
A. "I'll be back" - *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

What a lovely young lady! Make sure you get behind Jourgia on Twitter. Her Instagram page is ace and all: jourgieporgiepie

I think out of the last 11 Weeks of Techno, I've only interviewed one bloke, two at the most. LOLoutLOUD. I'm the dance music Russell Brand circa 2007. As I said earlier, I'm going to send some questions to the gaffer after this coming weekend, so that'll bring my bloke interviewee quota up a bit.

See you tomorrow, fuckwits.