12th Week of Techno March 25, 2016 09:03

It only feels like about six weeks ago that I was proclaiming on here that we're only half way through Scuba's 12 Weeks of Techno. Now look at us. We're at the end. This is the end, ladies and gentlemen.

Tomorrow night is the end of the residency (info and tickets here). On here, there'll be no more looking forward to a Week of Techno at XOYO. No more half-arsed interviews with whoever is guesting. No more thinly disguised chat-up interviews with nice looking women who'd been to #12WeeksOfTechno. No more reasons for me to carry on.

What you hear now are the echoes of my hugely successful Hotflush blog. No more. No more (this bit is like the very end of a Big Brother series where they show you footage of the empty house with the reverbed sounds of previous fights and arguments overdubbed).

No more.

A lot of people, especially Rothmans Ant, have been craving the end of my run as resident Hotflush blogger for reasons I'll never understand. So, they can all pop a bottle, swivel on this (I'm lifting up my thumb) and be satisfied now because, as the 12 Weeks of Techno closes, I am closing too. This is 100% my final ever bl...

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Hotflush Recordings are delighted to announce that Tonka has signed a new contract until 2021.

The 35-year-old talented writer said, "I’m delighted to sign a new contract at Hotflush and my focus is on working hard in training every day in order to push on and establish myself on the label. It really means a lot because this shows Scuba believes in me, so I’m really happy.

Hotflush have done so much for me since I started here and now I want to repay the faith they’ve shown in me with my performances on the website."

I'll be back on Monday. Sorry Rothmans Ant. Sorry everyone.

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. HAPPY EASTER.

Tx