Blog XXX November 25, 2016 13:47

A mate of mine used to go out with Theresa May, and he said that she used to love penetration by any object associated with violence whilst having four fingers shoved up her jacksy.

I know this has got fuck all to do with dance music or Hotflush Recordings, but I like to point out hypocrisy when I see it. Know what I mean? She's now telling everyone in England that they can't watch scud with stuff in it that she LOVES doing. I don't know, it's a crazy year we're living in, isn't it?

Speaking of crazy, edghukweghwKLEJFGBWUGQIFHNQWEIUHFEHILkjghsrijhgpwiorgverlvgpoernigvrnvg;rmvsnioghlerinvgjsnfvhgiwgh

Speaking of crazy, have you seen that the 2017 Dead Celebrity Hunks and Babes of 2016 Calendar has had it's price SLASHED by 50% in the Black Friday Sales? You'd be MAD to miss out and CLINICALLY INSANE to believe that you don't need to spend a tenner on what is a fantastic bit of date identification kit.

Why not start your weekend by contacting me on tonkawrdm@gmail.com, or on Facebook and Twitter, and requesting one of these calendars? Please. I've got Christmas to pay for and I'm severely depressed. Please.

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

Tx