Fun Time Friday VI July 15, 2016 11:29


There's fuck all to laugh about this week, is there? Is there? There is? Nice one. Here's some dance jokes...

< > One of my all-time favourite music websites, Thump, went live on Facebook last night. It was one of those Boiler Room rip-offs that definitely didn't look lame as fuck or went off air after about two minutes because the audio didn't function and the camera work was appalling. It looked brilliant. Look:


< > An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into Panorama Bar. Paddy says to Jock, "Catch yerself on, Jock lad, you're lucky to get into this club wearing a lime green Ben Sherman shirt, so you are." The Englishman stops sucking the cock of a big German leather bear and says to them both, with a laugh, "You'd almost say, what what, that you've had the luck of the Irish, pip pip!" ROFLOFL

< >What's the difference between that new Justice song and a public toilet in Tipton that's only used by homeless people, hasn't been cleaned in five years, and the plumbing has gone wrong?

The new Justice song is just a dance music song and the public toilet is overflowing with shit but is still frequented by men who have completely lost their way in the last ten years and are now stinking of shit and talking shit and shitting in this public toilet in Tipton that doesn't work properly anymore. PMSL

< > How many minimal techno DJs does it take to change a lightbulb?

As few as possible! MILFNUR

< > What's the deal with Tonka's Week on Ran$om Note? Recently, I've not been writing it every week because I've been working on the roaring success that is the Hotflush daily blog and Tonka's MASSIVE QUESTIONS, the bound to be roaring success at Farm Festival on Friday 29 July 2016 (tickets available here). LOLZCOPKTER

That was rubbish. No wonder Scuba sacked me on Twitter yesterday...I'm still here though. I'm the Jeremy Corbyn of affordable daily dance bloggers.