IN OR OUT? June 20, 2016 11:04

A lot of people have written to me at Hotflush HQ to ask what my stance is on the EU Referendum. They have seen the headlines;

IT'S OFFICIAL: TONKA BACKS BREXIT

"BRITISH DJ GIGS FOR BRITISH DJS", ROARS TONKA

"ROMANIAN MINIMAL ISN'T WORTH THE DAW IT'S WRITTEN ON", SLAMS TONKA

"THERE ARE 330,000 BROKEN DJ BOOTHS IN THE UK, AND WE'RE SETTING UP DJ SCHOOLS IN GREECE. YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP", LAUGHS TONKA

"I WON'T EAT STRAIGHT BANANAS", TONKA GAINS UPPERHAND IN FACEBOOK BREXIT DEBATE WITH IVAN SMAGGHE

"UTTER LUNACY", RAGES TONKA AS HE WIPES NELSON'S ARSE WITH THE EUROPEAN FLAG IN HILARIOUS CENTRAL LONDON STUNT WITH BORIS JOHNSON

They've read the headlines and come to the dunder-headed assumption that I'm pro-Brexit, but today I'm shattering all preconceptions of me and am coming out of my handmade French Charroux double Armoire wardrobe to urge everyone who reads my words to vote Remain in this Thursday's EU vote.

- Why, Tonka?

- Well, if we vote Brexit I may lose my Hotflush job because they're based in Berlin. Plus, I get paid in euros, so that may be adversely affected, too.

If you don't vote Remain on Thursday, you're a bit fucking simple.

Tx