MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY July 12, 2016 10:50
Yo, man...there's a lot of mothers out there flakin' and perpetratin', but scared to kick reality.
Andrea Leadsom (mother) flaked out of the Tory leadership campaign yesterday because she was too scared of Theresa May (not a mother) perpetrating a battering in it (the Tory leadership campaign) to her (Andrea Leadsom). Know what I mean? So, Theresa May is going to be the new Prime Minister, but what does that mean to YOU? What does that mean to the dance music industry?
MP Theresa May MP has a long history of clubbing, you can tell that by the massive shopping bags under her eyes. She's got what I like to call: Angela Eagle Disco Bags. This fact is not widely known, but I used to see her at Trade on a Sunday lunchtime, gyrating with the muscle Marys and letting the twinks lick speed off the back of her hand. Those were the days. Tony De Vit playing a succession of Tripoli Trax hand-bag bangers whilst Laurence Malice sucked him off under the decks. Theresa May stalking the Turnmills corridors, jonesing for more mandy. Angela Eagle doing the cloakroom, raiding the pockets for spare change, getting her CONTENT REMOVED BY HOTFLUSH LAWYERS eaten out by Huffty under the little trestle table.
This would have been around 1996 when I was a fifteen year old kid living in Walsall with no real means of traveling to London, let alone being let into an after-hours gay hard house night in Farringdon. Happy days.
So, I don't think the NTIA have anything to worry about with her in charge. And that's the end of today's Hotflush Recordings blog post by me, Tonka.
GAWD BLESS THERESA MAY FROM ALL AT HOTFLUSH RECORDINGS AND THE RIGHT WING DANCE PRESS.