New News Is New News September 14, 2016 10:16
Hannah Wants and Boddika. Yawn.
I'm only bored of that story because 1) It was a non-story anyway, 2) I tried reading through the comments underneath the Resident Advisor article and the amount of BORES on there acting like they're the dance police made me want to go to beddy-byes because they were being so BORING, and 3) when I linked to my HILARIOUS satirical take on the whole affair it got downrated quicker than you can say, "The Balls is a hilarious take on what is actually a very boring news item."
Another thing that BORES me is that Great British Bazzz...zzz...zzz...
Goodbye, cruel world.