The Eric Bristow Special November 30, 2016 09:30

Might be a loony, but Eric Bristow got SACKED by Sky Sports yesterday for simply saying what all of uCONTENT REMOVED BY HOTFLUSH RECORDINGS LAWYERS.

I mean, let's be honest, all the Crafty Cockney did in those Tweets was echo the sentiCONTENT REMOVED BY HOTFLUSH RECORDINGS LAWYERS.

If anybody touched me up as a kiCONTENT REMOVED BY HOTFLUSH RECORDINGS LAWYERS.

(Please stop. It's not funny, and I honestly don't know what your point is - ed)

What else has been in the newss eh?

Kate Buszzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...

Aphex Twin is headlizzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...

Sónar announces Nicolas Jaaaaaaaaaazzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...

That PYUR album is still out in the shops. That's not boring news, is it? Let's end on an advert for that and the news that on Friday, I'm launching a brand new, weekly interview series on Hotflush for the run-up to Christmas. Every Friday until Chrimbo, I'll be interviewing a famous DJ about Christmas. This Friday, I'm dressing up as Santa and having Marcus Intalex on my knee. Expect hundreds of double-entendres. Sacks and boxes and stuff. That kind of thing.

Buy Epoch Sinus by PYUR by clicking on this link here.

Tx

Ps. Did I title today's blog as a cynical, last-ditch, and certainly futile way of drawing attention to myself, and this moribund daily blog, or do I genuinely find humour in what he said? OR was it the crude, haphazard and wooden-headed way that he delivered it that made me chuckle, if in fact, it did make me chuckle? Maybe I really am foaming at the mouth by what a drunk, 59-year old, un-educated, working-class darts player from the 1980s said online aboCONTENT REMOVED BY HOTFLUSH RECORDINGS.

Sigh.