Whose Lines Are These Anyway? November 18, 2016 14:42
I've not written or prepared anything for today's post, ladies and gentlemen. I've not had the time, unfortunately. So, I'm going to free-style and see what comes out. No edits. No filter. Exciting, isn't it? Let's see what comes out of my head, like in Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Did you know that Hotflush sweaters are made from a hard wearing cotton blend, made in Europe, and hand screened in Berlin? You do now.
Did you know that each design is flex-printed using traceable inks, and ethically manufactured a couple of hours away from HQ? You do now.
Did you know that if you order ANY sweater from this link here, you get a free hat?
I'm doing a piece for VICE about men who group masturbate over photographs and film of Buster Merryfield. Get in touch with me if you are a man who joins other men to group masturbate of photographs and film of Buster Merryfield.
I'm doing a piece for THUMP about men who go to nightclubs and lie to beautiful women about how they know who the real Tonka is in order to snog them. Get in touch with me if you are a man who goes to nightclubs and lies to beautiful women about how they know who the real Tonka is in order to snog them.
Sigh. I think this is hands down the worst post I've produced for this website. what do YOU reckon? Get in touch if you think today's Hotflush Recordings post is the worst one ever produced by Tonka in the 48 consecutive weeks or so I've been doing this.
Fuck it. Here's a dance meme:
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND