Hotflush Monday February 08, 2016 09:49

I'm not one to grumble, ladies and gentlemen, but I've been very poorly over the last few days. Your mum or girlfriend might call it "man flu", but all the men I know call it, "not being able to move off of the sofa because your arms and legs aren't working properly and your head feels like a ripped bag of cement." Still, I'm ok now, and I'm looking forward to the weekend ahead.

- Why, Tonka?

- Well, I'm going to XOYO for Scuba's 12 Weeks of Techno night with my mate, Plus One (tickets available to buy here).

- Cool. Who are the guests this weekend, Tonka?

- It's the special Hotflush party, so you've got Scuba joined in the Main Room by Alan Fitzpatrick (who released the brilliant Falling Down EP on Hotflush last year - available to buy here) and Paul Woolford, with Lando all night in Room 2.

- Is that the Paul Woolford who released arguably the biggest Hotflush release to date, Untitled (available to buy here)?

- Yes, that's the one, but why he left the track untitled is beyond me. He could easily have called it, Call Out Your Name.

- Ok, Tonka. So, the 6th Week of Techno is this coming Saturday night with the aforementioned line-up of Hotflush affiliates, and tickets are available from this link here. Is entry to the event restricted to Hotflush staff members only?

- No, you fucking idiot. Anyone can get in as long as you're over 18 and not wearing a suit or fancy dress.

- Great. Thanks, Tonka. I'll probably see you there.

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