A Christmas Interview With... December 09, 2016 11:08

Today's Christmas interview was going to be with The Black Madonna, and then with Or:la, but, for one reason or another, we haven't been able to make either work today - through no fault or endeavour. It just hasn't worked out. Ok?


So, I may as well answer these fucking questions myself. For content's sake.

Q. Where will you be on Christmas Day, and who with?
A. I'll be in Northolt with my family. Next.

Q. What is your Christmas Day routine?
A. Wake up, run downstairs to see if Santa has been, open my presents, drink some tea, put all the wrapping in a bin bag, start boozing at 10am.

Q. What was your Christmas Day routine when you were a kid?
A. Same as above.

Q. What was the best Christmas present you ever had as a kid (mine was a Super Nintendo in 1992)?
A. A Super Nintendo in 1992.

Q. What is your favourite Christmas song?
Q. Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas.

Q. Have you ever used a sleigh bell in any of your productions?
A. Yes.

Q. What do you want for Christmas this year?
A. Ninjago.

Sigh. I'm running out of steam now, aren't I, boys and girls? I hope we can do The Black Madonna interview next week. Or Or:la.