Amnesia July 11, 2016 13:26

It's Monday 11 July 2016. If you're heading out to Ibiza today, make sure you avoid 
Cheers Karaoke Bar in San Antonio and go clubbing tonight, because tonight is the night that our Glorious Leader (Scuba) plays some records at Amnesia to a crammed-out crowd of clued-up clubbers who are all hungry for the latest techno beats from the 12 Weeks of Techno titan (Scuba).

The last time I went to Ibiza was in 2002, which is also the last time I went to Cheers Karaoke Bar in San Antonio. I pulled a Scottish woman in there (who I regarded very much as an equal), went back to her hotel, rattled her, did a runner when she went to the bathroom, met my mates in Café Mambo and lied to them all about getting my brown wings. It was a really good holiday. We paid about two hundred euros to get into Manumission on one of the nights and had a brilliant time spending about fifty euros per little bottle of beer as Fat Boy Slim, etc, you know what I mean?

Anyway, the point of today's post is that Scuba is playing at Amnesia tonight on the same bill as Adam Beyer, Ida Engberg, Luciano, Craig Carl and Dorian Paic, and I really reckon you should go to it if you're in Ibiza today.

How they're planning on paying him tonight is anyone's guess, but I'm sure they'll figure something out.