Five Pounds September 27, 2016 09:30
I was going to start today's Hotflush blog post with a joke about them new plastic five pounds notes that you get out of the cash machines now. It's a wanking joke I wrote about Queen Elizabeth II, Winston Churchill and a wet wipe. I tend to do my wanking material on Ran$om Note, though, so look out for my five pounds note wanking joke on this Friday's Tonka's Week. It's a cracker AND it's the way I tell them.
I'm not going to do any filthy material on here today, boys and girls, I'm just going to plug my new favourite song. It's the LA-4A remix of Devil Inside by Sepultura, I mean, Sepalcure. Funnily enough, it's on the Hotflush Recordings label...the label I've been writing the daily blog for every single fucking day of the year 2016 (except weekends)! What a crazy world we live in *chuckles*
Have a listen to the song, and if you don't buy it now I'm going to crawl through your screen like that Japanese bird off of that horror film, cave your skull in with a lump hammer, skin you alive and then crawl back through your computer to the safety of my own dimension.