Good News October 12, 2016 09:30

Tap tap tap went the bloody door.

My ticket arrived for Scuba's fabric 90 gig at The Steelyard this morning, ladies and gentlemen. That was good news, wasn't it? Postman Pat took the unusual step of TAPPING on my front door to hand over the letter himself. He said he could tell the letter contained tickets for something and he wanted to know what they were for. Honestly, my postman is the nosiest cunt at Royal Mail - and the fattest (he's always chewing on a sausage roll). At least he's honest with it, the fat, nosey cunt, bless him. And that's not me body shaming, he really is a fat cunt. He eats too much and he's fat because of it.

What's also good news is that it's definitely Autumn now, so I can wear my jumpers and my coats and wrap up warm a bit. That Summer went on a bit too long for my liking *chuckles*

dddddddddsafresafsadsachr54tergffdsaffdnsj sorry, I battered the keyboard for no reason. I think I'm going a bit mad, readers. I'll be better when I'm in the middle of the dance floor for Scuba's fabric 90 gig, high-fiving everyone, asking what their names are, hugging them, telling them I love them, offering them a sniff of poppers, accepting CONTENT REMOVED BY HOTFLUSH LAWYERS off the back of their, no, I won't say what I wanted to say there in case the Hotflush lawyers intervene again. All I'll say is that I'll be in my comfort zone when Scuba drops this next track* at his fabric 90 gig on Saturday 22 October, and there's FUCK ALL anybody in the Legal Department can do about it.

BUY TICKETS HERE for fabric 90: Scuba Launch Party on Saturday 22 October 2016 at The Steelyard.

Who else writes like this in dance music publications? I don't know if it's good or bad that I'm the only one.



*It's not guaranteed that he'll play that track.