Week of Shame June 28, 2016 10:18

What's going on in Great Britain today? I'll tell you:

  • England and Wales are OUT of Europe.
  • England and Northern Ireland are OUT of the European Championships.
  • Wales are still IN the European Championships.
  • Northern Ireland and Scotland want to stay IN Europe.
  • Jeremy Corbyn wants to stay IN the Labour Party.
  • The Labour Party back-stabbers in BREASTminster want #JezWeCan OUT.
  • David Cameron wants to get OUT of 10 Downing Street.
  • Some MPs who are even more evil than David Cameron want to get IN to 10 Downing Street.

The ramifications for all of this are obvious, and I don't need to explain them to you on here.

What we, in the right wing dance press need to do now is assure the dance fans across the nation, and across the globe, that our clubbing content won't go to the dogs like our other great industries. Steel works might be a load of bollocks now, the mines are fucking rubbish these days and Westminster may as well be renamed BREASTminster because of all the massive TITS that are bouncing around Parliament supposedly running our country. Sorry to get all political, but seeing as everyone else is, I am too. I'm just very passionate about the kids and their future. Know what I mean? I don't believe in Brexit any more, like what Kevin MacKenzie in The Sun said yesterday.

I emailed the cunt a supportive note about it and my pals at the Ran$om Note published the email on their website without my consent. Why I copied the Ran$om Note editor and all of my Ran$om Note mates in when I emailed Kevin MacKenzie is anyone's guess. 2016 is the maddest year on record though, isn't it? Anything goes.

I'm still waiting for a response from Kev about bottling out of Brexit. I'll put it online when I receive it. Until then, that's it, no more politics from me, however scathing and laser-pointed I am about it all. Back to dance news and reviews tomorrow.