Why Bother Two? October 25, 2016 09:30

Serious question from a serious writer.

I don't know, man. I spend a lot of time thinking about this blog, and those 1000+ words on a Friday for Ran$om Note. It's not easy writing something original about dance music every single day, except Saturdays and Sundays. Do you think I want to write about this industry every day? I don't want to, but I can't stop. It's an addiction. It's just a good job that I'm a fucking good writer. There's nobody else in dance doing what I'm doing, and I'm just FUCK LOADS better than everyone else. No?

I'm so downbeat today, readers. You all make me sick. I knock out a dozen John Alford memes in fifteen minutes on a Sunday night, publish them on the Monday morning and they're shared around and liked LOADS more than the proper stuff I do, like when I'm doing sentences and paragraphs and things. I'm glad people like my John Alford memes, but I wish you'd all pay attention to the incredibly clever message I'm trying to get ac...oh, fuck it.

And another thing. This Super Hans DJ thing is doing my head in. I was supposed to interview the cunt for the Guardian earlier this year, but his management kept trying to get me to push indie bands on here and Ran$om Note before they'd agree to details on the interview, so I got bored and stopped replying to their emails and now he's all over the place on the Guar...oh, fuck it.

See you tomorrow, you fucking PLONKERS.